So. Weird things.

I started talking to this girl named Britney. She seemed very cool, her musical taste left something to be desired… But I don’t think I’ll ever find anyone who I can connect with musically. Just the way it goes.

Anyways, it turns out all she was interested in was sex. This scared the ever-living crap out of me. Why? I think we all know why. When you’re as sick as I was for as long as I was, you don’t make connections with any new people; especially those of the opposite gender. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen. I’m a mere 20 years away from starring in the remake of a popular Steve Carrel movie. Fuck, why am I beating around the bush here?

I’m a virgin. Yeah, I said it. I’m nearly 21, and I’ve never had sex. I actually thought this was okay, but apparently the entire world has been having sex while I was lying in bed in pain. And I’m apparently a loser for not rushing out and trying to “score” as my cousin so eloquently put it. What an asshole.

So anyways. I never talked to her again. I know, I know. You’re a virgin and you had a chance to have sex? What’s wrong with you?!

Listen, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with sex. It’s a part of a normal relationship. But, that’s the thing. This girl wasn’t looking for a normal relationship. She was looking for a straight-up one night stand, that much was obvious. I believe that one should only have sex with someone who they deeply care for (Read: I am not going to have sex with just anybody simply for the sake of having sex). I’m not in this for a one night stand. I’m in this to find a real connection with somebody. Yes, it’s corny; I want love… But now I’m wondering if I’ve made an incredibly dumb decision by trying to find it on OKCupid.